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Happy Hump Day Wednesday!
Posted:Jul 18, 2018 5:27 pm
Last Updated:Jul 18, 2018 5:40 pm
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Happy Hump Day Wednesday!


I hope we all made again to the middle of the week and therefore it is all down hill until Friday and the weekend!



Have you been humped, Yes, No, or, at least your thinking about it?


Hot dogie is my favorite hump day sex position!
What is your favorite sex position?


Happy Hump Day Wednesday!
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Tickling your funny bone!
Posted:Jul 17, 2018 9:05 am
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2018 3:22 pm
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Tickling your funny bone!






Love Handles:
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie. "Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaimed. "No," said the genie, "You have been very bad this year, and because of this, I can only give you one wish." "Let's see," says Monica, "I don't need fame, because I have plenty of that due to all of the media coverage. And I don't need money, because after I write my book, and do all my interviews, I'll have all the money I could ever want. I would like to get rid of these love handles, though. Yes, that's it, for my one wish, I would like my love handles removed." Poof! And just like that...... her ears were gone.





Tickling your funny bone!
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Cold or Hot Shower Tuesday!
Posted:Jul 17, 2018 7:55 am
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2018 4:22 pm
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Cold or Hot Shower Tuesday!


Who washes your tits?



Who washes your butt?


Do you love to have sex in the shower?


Cold or Hot Shower Tuesday!
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To show or not to show your tits on Titty Tuesday!
Posted:Jul 17, 2018 7:53 am
Last Updated:Jul 17, 2018 9:50 am
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To show or not to show your tits on Titty Tuesday!


No show?



Q: What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?
A: If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!


To show or not to show that is the question!


To show or not to show your tits on Titty Tuesday!
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Wishing for Tuesday!
Posted:Jul 16, 2018 9:22 am
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2018 10:07 am
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Wishing for Tuesday!


I can not wait until Tuesday cums!



Tuesday's are always deeper!


I can not wait!


Wishing for Tuesday!
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It is hard on a Monday!
Posted:Jul 16, 2018 9:13 am
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2018 10:22 am
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It is hard on a Monday!


Apparently it is dry!



Ok, you can tease me until Tuesday!


It is cold too on Mondays but your heat will melt away all my worries and frustrations!



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Only on a Monday funnies!
Posted:Jul 16, 2018 8:48 am
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2018 10:21 am
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Only on a Monday funnies!


This guy got a hell of a blow job this Monday!



Well, It is a Monday one needs whatever help one can get just to get through the day!


And women worry about pantie lines!


Only on a Monday funnies!
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Funny Sunday!
Posted:Jul 15, 2018 6:09 am
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2018 10:26 am
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They got my name wrong in the UK. The girls kept calling me "Little Ben"!






If I only had a dollar!





Getting my carry on through customs at the UK airport and SFO was a bitch!
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Sunday Good Eats!
Posted:Jul 15, 2018 6:08 am
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2018 10:31 am
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Sunday Good Eats!












Sunday Good Eats!
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Naked and Unaffraid Sunday!
Posted:Jul 15, 2018 6:06 am
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2018 10:33 am
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Funny Saturday!
Posted:Jul 14, 2018 8:38 am
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2018 10:53 am
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Boobs: Proving that guys can focus on two things at once.



Old Ladies:
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking. Lady 1: What's that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day...Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel. (The pharmacist fainted.)


Men screw with dicks.
Women screw with minds.



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You are in my Inappropriate thoughts Saturday!
Posted:Jul 14, 2018 7:31 am
Last Updated:Jul 16, 2018 10:55 am
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You are in my Inappropriate thoughts Saturday!


What are your most inappropriate thoughts that you could only disclose on a sex site, if any?



When making love how often are you think of some other person?





You are in my Inappropriate thoughts Saturday!
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Boys will always be boys on Saturday!
Posted:Jul 14, 2018 7:30 am
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2018 9:43 am
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Boys will always be boys on Saturday!












Boys will always be boys on Saturday!
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Happy Hump Day Wednesday! (5)partygald
Jul 18, 2018 6:36 pm
Tickling your funny bone! (9)sweet_VM
Jul 18, 2018 8:08 am
To show or not to show your tits on Titty Tuesday! (3)Leegs2012
Jul 17, 2018 5:07 pm
Cold or Hot Shower Tuesday! (6)Leegs2012
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